A day all Duke haters can look forward to

In a moment of divine inspiration FARK.com has purchased - on ebay - the naming rights to Boston's FleetCenter for Feb.28, 2005 - it will be known as the Duke Sucks Center for that day. And just look at all the things they get:

You are bidding on a once-in-a-lifetime chance to the naming rights of Boston's FleetCenter for Monday, February 28, 2005. This unique package includes:
Front-page exposure on arena website (www.fleetcenter.com), one of the most highly trafficked entertainment sites in New England. 'YourCenter' will be online for 24-hours beginning at 9:00 a.m. EST of your day.
One designated parking spot in the 'YourCenter' lot conveniently located in front of the building.
'YourCenter' exposure on in-arena Jumbotron and LED 360o signage system.
'YourCenter' announced on the FleetCenter's phone line & on-hold script.
A press release distributed to local and national media announcing your naming rights agreement.
A framed photo collage commemorating 'YourCenter,' including a ticket issued from your Box Office and an official certificate will be shipped to you at a later date.
Plus a special surprise gift package.

Check out the thread to this story, and stay tuned for Dookie V.'s response.